alright! i discovered that being mentally ill is not too fun! that was a good learning experience. can i be done now
Have you suddenly woken up in a parallel universe in which there are temples everywhere, marble statues all up in everything, and hot naked people running around?
Congratulations! You might be in a Greek myth.
There’s a good chance you might probably won’t make it out alive, but just in case, here’s ten things you can do to lessen your chances of a sudden and terribly painful death.
So, there you have it. Have any other tips?
today i had a man tell me, in all earnest, that i obviously wasn’t very good at my classical studies degree because zeus only had one son, hercules - his source was the disney movie hercules
#it would be easier to list the sons zeus does not have
He was a lot like Achilles- he had just one weakness. Except instead of his heel, it was his groin. You may have heard of “Achilles’ heel”, but have you heard of “Bophades’ Nuts”?
This is the best joke on this godforsaken website.
Hades: You spent the entire underworld budget on dogs?
Hecate: They’re golden retrievers. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.
men in greek mythology? scoundrels. just terrible. woeful social skills. murderers. kidnappers. violent misogynists. most of them… never described as handsome so we have to assume they were ugly.
narcissus? unproblematic. beacon of transformative self love. king of the swerve. gay icon. couldn’t recognize his reflection but neither can my dog, we aren’t holding that against him.
Narcissus wrote this
I refuse to believe Narcissus could read.
i’ve been thinking about this response for the better part of 2 hours and it hasn’t gotten less hysterically funny to me
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